Fella' walks into a bar, pulls a tiny piano out of his pocket, and then a tiny man dressed in a tux and tails. The tiny man walks over to the piano and begins playing flawless Liszt, Mozart, Chopin, and Beethoven.

The bartender says, "Holy cow!! That's amazing!! Where'd you get that?"
The fella' says, "A genie!" And with that, he pulls a tarnished looking lantern out of his other pocket and hands it to the bartender.

The barkeep says, "I can make a wish too?" The fella' says, "Go for it..."

The barkeep rubs the lamp and this decrepit old genie drifts out of the lantern. The barkeep makes his wish and the genie slowly, painfully climbs back into the lantern.

After a few minutes, a duck enters the bar. And then another. Then two more. More and more... Pretty soon, the bar is FULL of ducks! The bartender yells, "Hey, buddy!! I think your genie's hard of hearing!! I asked for a million BUCKS!!"

The fella' says, "Yeah.... Tell me about it. Did you think I really asked for a 12" pianist?"