Exit 20:

1 I am the Star Cycle, which have brought thee out of the land of boredom , out of the house of the ordinary. Thou shalt have no other ride before me.

2 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is a in harley Dealership, or that is on the road beneath. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the STAR CYCLE thy CYCLE am a jealous CYCLE, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of bikers that hate me; And showing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

3 Thou shalt not take the name of the Star Motorcycle in vain; for the Cycle will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

4 Remember the Rally day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: But the seventh day is the Rally of the cycles in it thou shalt not do any work.

5 Honor thy dealer and mechanic that thy days may be long upon the land which the Star Cycle giveth thee.

6 Thou shalt not Road kill.

7 Thou shalt not ride another's bike.

8 Thou shall steel attention.

9 Thou shalt not accuse thy neighbor of riding outside the brand.

10 Thou shall covet thy neighbor's parts, thou shall covet thy neighbor's accessories, as well as his Paint, Chrome and Riding Gear. For how else shall the customizing continue and the Star to flourish on the earth.

Lazy day at the beach?

Doc

This is not ment to be viewed as religious no as a goof on anyones faith or religion. This is just a Parody expressing the high esteem in which the STAR LINE of Cycles may be held!

Oh yea and it is a lazy day here at "THE BEACH" if the Beach is northern New Jersey in January!

Pretty imaginative, did you write it?

Rainy and warm here in VA Beach, 77 and sunny tomorrow. I WILL be riding.

The Original was written a long time ago, I just Tailored it to "Star"...

HEY! I've got a problem with #6...

RK

Road Star Silverado is my ride and I shall not want;
it maketh me to ride by green pastures;
it taketh me beside the still waters;
it resoreth my soul;
It leadeth me down the path of righteousness for a reasonable price;

And yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Milwaukee,
I shall fear no vibration; for Silverado is with me;
It's rods and pistons, they comfort me;
It preparest a deep exhaust note in the presence of HD;
It annoints its heads with oil and fires on the first try;

Surely loudness and rumbles shall follow me for all the hours I ride
and I will Dwell in the House of Star forever!

Okay, I am guessing some Prophet somewhere is rolling in his grave but it was the best I could so on short notice

Man this is getting deep!

Good stuff, thanks for sharing.

Where's biker pastor? He's missing some good stuff.