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Re:Another Joke Thread 3 Years, 1 Month ago
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 Blonde gets even!!!
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of
crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
I LOVE THIS ONE...........
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting
for the flat tires, headlights and running boards,
you might as well gas up!"
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN |
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MidStar07
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2009/04/22 14:23
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Ratl
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2009/04/24 16:49
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Frank_W
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2009/04/24 09:18
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MidStar07
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2009/04/24 09:57
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Darn
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2009/04/24 15:55
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Aussie B
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2009/04/25 02:28
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Aussie B
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2009/04/25 02:30
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Aussie B
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2009/04/25 02:32
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TOTE
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2009/04/25 02:42
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Perfesser
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2009/04/25 11:26
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Frank_W
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2009/04/25 11:39
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IMTopGun1
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2009/04/25 07:14
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Emu@Oz
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2009/04/27 04:42
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Cougar
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2009/04/27 06:33
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Frank_W
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2009/04/27 08:19
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Frank_W
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2009/04/27 06:24
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Emu@Oz
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2009/04/27 15:15
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Darn
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2009/04/27 08:32
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greyphart
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2009/04/27 09:47
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Emu@Oz
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2009/04/27 15:16
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Darn
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2009/04/27 16:04
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Emu@Oz
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2009/04/28 02:47
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Emu@Oz
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2009/04/28 02:53
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Big Bear
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2009/05/13 15:14
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cmchenry67
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2009/05/13 16:20
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Emu@Oz
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2009/05/20 03:17
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Frank_W
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2009/05/12 21:38
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Frank_W
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2009/05/13 12:28
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cmchenry67
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2009/05/13 13:11
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Frank_W
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2009/05/13 13:16
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Frank_W
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2009/05/13 13:28
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stilts13
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2009/05/14 09:50
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DocShadow
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2009/05/19 20:17
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Big Bear
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2009/05/19 21:31
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Mr Cancilla
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2009/06/04 07:39
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Frank_W
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2009/05/21 07:11
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Darn
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2009/06/03 18:51
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greyphart
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2009/06/03 19:14
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Darn
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2009/06/03 19:17
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djroger
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2009/06/03 19:24
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Marshall
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2009/06/03 21:34
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Greysnake
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2009/06/03 22:54
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Cougar
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2009/06/04 05:47
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Cougar
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2009/06/04 05:51
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IMTopGun1
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2009/06/06 00:20
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Cougar
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2009/06/10 07:15
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Flashback
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2009/06/10 10:01
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IMTopGun1
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2009/06/10 10:45
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Flashback
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2009/06/17 10:32
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cartersta
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2009/07/01 08:14
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Flashback
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2009/07/01 13:32
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FourFingers
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2009/07/01 15:28
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Frank_W
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2009/07/02 12:31
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smhowse
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2009/07/09 13:05
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wud35
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2009/07/09 21:05
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Darn
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2009/09/21 11:46
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Frank_W
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2009/09/21 16:25
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highmileageguy
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2009/10/06 11:30
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highmileageguy
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2009/10/06 11:35
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Frank_W
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2009/10/14 14:34
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Flashback
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2009/10/17 09:34
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Darn
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2009/11/19 13:44
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smhowse
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2009/12/07 10:51
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Darn
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2009/12/07 11:32
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Darn
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2009/12/08 13:53
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Flashback
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2009/12/17 08:59
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Roadhammer
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2009/07/10 10:18
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DKLAZ
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2009/07/10 13:22
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Darn
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2009/07/10 13:39
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Darn
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2009/08/28 15:52
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Big Dawg
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2009/08/28 17:54
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sal
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2009/08/28 20:42
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Darn
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