You may have a Roadstar addiction if you...
• Can never stick to “just leaving it the way it came from the factory.
• Feel guilty or ashamed about your how much you spent on accessories, again.
• Lie to others or hide your expenditures for new chrome.
• Have friends or family members who are worried about your “biker lifestyle”.
• Need to “go for a ride” in order to relax or feel better.
• Ever “just sit on the bike” on days it is either too rainy or cold to ride, or forget what time it was while taking a ride.
• Regularly ride longer or more often than you intended to.
• Get a telephone call from your local bike shop if you haven’t been in a week wondering if you were, “feeling OK.”
• Wave at someone on a motorcycle, even when you are driving a car.
• Talk to your motorcycle when you are cleaning or polishing it, for example, “Hey Baby, you miss your daddy?”
• Have a parent or grandparent who had a “motorcycle” problem.