Re:10 thoughts...........
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10 thoughts........... 1 Year, 11 Months ago
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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
- - - and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
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Re:10 thoughts........... 1 Year, 11 Months ago
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Now, everything makes perfect sense.  |
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...I love the smell of smoked pork on a warm summer night!
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Re:10 thoughts........... 1 Year, 11 Months ago
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- and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
In may after a little trip to the hospital I was telling a friend what happened.
He gave me a bored look and said:"Yeah, getting old ain't for sissies".
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Re:10 thoughts........... 1 Year, 11 Months ago
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Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life  |
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 guns are meant to be shot Harley, not thrown
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