His car would still be there, and after a mile or two walk, he would be back and in one piece. Pretty sure he wouldn't tell the officer about his "Ride" down the road a bit. Just shut up and take the nice officers ticket(s)....

I like to loose my marbles when it comes to a.d.s.cagers.
I also made a print out that said"HANG UP AND DRIVE" backwards and put it on the dash of all my vehicles,and on the windshield of my bike.
you should see the rubber necking in the rear view mirrors when some young or old uppie is on the phone while driving,they hang up the phone fast.
In Missouri it is a law to not talk on the phone or text while driving,if you are not over 18. I think it should not have an age limit.
Way back in the day......I use to use chug hole bolders I carried in a medic pouch on the side of the gas tank,when truckers and cagers use to get to close to us on bikes,just toss a few over the shoulder and they seem to back off a lot.....If they passed,the woman would lift and flash!
we would get the bird or some thing like that,very few times we would end up in a fist fight,but have them keep coming on with stupid stuff, and we ended up looking like something off road warrior.
Live long and Ride Free!

HEAVY METAL wrote:
I also made a print out that said"HANG UP AND DRIVE" backwards and put it on the dash of all my vehicles,and on the windshield of my bike. Live long and Ride Free!

I'm having a shirt made that says "How well do you think you can drive with the phone shoved up your ass?"

of course being 6' 2" and just over 400 lbs people tend to stay away from me for the most part lol (no it's not all muscle, I am a fat man )

yup to this day still carry marbles as well as a custom made lead weighted back off whip Just for looks honestly mr officer dude got what he deserved and if the cops are looking for the specific brothers that did the justice giving im sure that will never be determined. (lets hope anyway) score one for the two wheelers!!

HEAVY METAL wrote:
Way back in the day......I use to use chug hole bolders I carried in a medic pouch on the side of the gas tank

Can I get some input on what a chug hole bolder is? You know, for those of us who weren't around way back in the day.

Would have been funnier if they would have set the Prius up on it's side and walked away laughing...

Marbles? I've been known to toss $3.64 in pennies, dimes and nickels back at the douche that pissed me off...

Money well spent, I'll tell ya that...

Goliath616 wrote:
(no it's not all muscle, I am a fat man )

Like I tell people, I always hear of people pulling muscle, I never hear of people pulling fat!


BTW, Marbles, Rocks, coins....I keep 4 lug bolts in my windshield bag.

Lug bolts are pretty brutal, but I imagine would get your point across pretty well.

jeckes wrote:
greyphart wrote:
... and investigators are hoping witnesses can identify who took part in the alleged assault that followed.
Yeah, right.

+1 Like anybody is gonna say anything


what assault officer???

SKWEARpeg wrote:
I thought it was funny they thought it was important to point out, that he was driving a Prius. Is this supposed to present the driver as some sort of victim. A poor unfortunate who was attacked by Dennis Hopper, and the crew from the Exxon Valdez, while he was trying to save the planet in his wannabee car.