NEW RULES FOR PILOTS OVER SIXTY
The recent change that allows airline pilots to continue flying past age 60 has generated some interesting discussion. The following rules for "older" pilots were recently proposed at several major airlines:

1. All pants must fit and not be up in your armpits.
2. You must walk without shuffling your feet.
3. No Depends on the flight deck.
4. When using a toothpick you must leave your teeth in your mouth.
5. If you need more than tri-focals,you are DONE!
6. No pictures of great-grandchildren
7. Anytime you call the other guy 'sonny' he can hit you.
8. Never,ever mention AARP
9. When in a restaurant with your crew don't request the senior discount.
10. When checking into the overnight hotel,don't ask if the exercise room has shuffleboard.

and finally,
11. No more messing with flight attendants!( You could have retired at 60 if you had done that earlier).

I won't get on anything your flying...

What's wrong with AARP discounts and young (female) Flight Attendants?????

The Democratic Party has a crisis of monumental proportions...




They don't know whether to vote for the 'Nut' with two Boobs or the 'Boob'with two Nuts !!!

Flashback wrote:
The Democratic Party has a crisis of monumental proportions...




They don't know whether to vote for the 'Nut' with two Boobs or the 'Boob' with two Nuts !!!

I'm voting for a "do over"!

IMTopGun1 wrote:
What's wrong with AARP discounts and young (female) Flight Attendants?????


With all the cut backs on flight attendants, and weight restrictions removed a few years ago, there are very very few young flight attendants left