Three women are relaxing at a local watering hole after a long day at their high tech jobs...

They're talking about work and how "hi-tech" everything has gotten, when, suddenly, Sandra, the firm's statuesque blonde vice president of sales, stands up to excuse herself and goes over to the pay phone.

Upon her return she exclaims that she had a pager implanted in her ear and she had to call the office with an important business decision...

As the women get back to the business at hand,Yue Ying, a very attractive and savvy account executive begins to speaking into her jacket sleeve... When it appeared she was finished her conversation, her focus turned back to the group and she said... "Oh, Excuse me... I have a new mini cell phone implanted into my wrist and I was on a call."

Well, not to be out done... Bernadette the newest member of the firm, a transplant from Bucktooth Bite, Montana... gets up, excuses herself by saying, "I need to go to the necessary room... I'll be right back."

Upon her return, Yue and Sandra notice that Bernadette has a piece of toilet paper hanging from her skirt. Shocked, they immediately, but discreetly point this out to Bernadette, who, without missing a beat replies...

"Oh, I'm sorry, I had a fax implanted in my behind and I thought I had read all of the pages..."