Re:Another Joke Thread #2
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TOPIC: Re:Another Joke Thread #2
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Re:Another Joke Thread #2 8 Months, 3 Weeks ago
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Re:Another Joke Thread #2 8 Months, 1 Week ago
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This big ugly biker walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder,
orders a beer and a shot. The bartender sets him up and says,
"That's really cool, where did you get him?"
"Sturgis." Replied the parrot, "They're all over the friggin place!"
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Big Dawg (User)
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Re:Another Joke Thread #2 8 Months, 1 Week ago
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Reminds me of the old guy in the bar that's staring at this younger guy at the other end of the bar.
The young guy has spiky hair in a rainbow of colors.
The old guy keeps staring and staring as he's drinking his beer.
Finally the young guy walks over and asks him if he's got some kinda problem or something.
The old tells him, "Hell no, I got no problem. It's just that I was in the Corps when we invaded Grenada. One night after it was all over, I got really drunk and I think I f*#ked a parrot. Seeing you there, I thought that maybe I was a father!"
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Re:Another Joke Thread #2 8 Months, 1 Week ago
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists. 1.The season opened today. 2.There is no limit. 3.They taste just like chicken. 4.They dont like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5.They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.   |
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Re:Another Joke Thread #2 8 Months, 1 Week ago
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A man on vacation in tahiti was kicking his feet through the sand and hits a solid object. he picks it up and it is a magic lantern. He rubs it and out comes a genie. The genie says I will grant you three wishes BUT!!!, everything you wish for, your wife will get double. Immediately the man says i 20 million buck in my bank account. The genie says your wife now has 40 million in hers. The man then says he wants a 10,000 square foot house on the beach in Bora Bora. The genie says your wife now has a 20,000 square foot house. lastly the man picks up a branch and asks the genies to beat him half to death!!!!
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Re:Another Joke Thread #2 8 Months, 1 Week ago
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Dragoon wrote:
A man on vacation in tahiti was kicking his feet through the sand and hits a solid object. he picks it up and it is a magic lantern. He rubs it and out comes a genie. The genie says I will grant you three wishes BUT!!!, everything you wish for, your wife will get double. Immediately the man says i 20 million buck in my bank account. The genie says your wife now has 40 million in hers. The man then says he wants a 10,000 square foot house on the beach in Bora Bora. The genie says your wife now has a 20,000 square foot house. lastly the man picks up a branch and asks the genies to beat him half to death!!!!
I just choked laughing so hard!
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ahamay (User)
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Re:Another Joke Thread #2 8 Months, 1 Week ago
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Sorry this is a repeat from July.
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Last Edit: 2011/09/18 16:40 By ahamay.
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Re:Another Joke Thread #2 8 Months, 1 Week ago
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A son asks his mother: Mom,why are wedding dresses white?
The Mother looks at her son and replies: Son,this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.
The son thanks his mom and goes off to double check this with his Father.
Dad why are wedding dresses white?
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
Son, all household appliances come in white!.
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Re:Another Joke Thread #2 8 Months, 1 Week ago
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Re:Another Joke Thread #2 8 Months, 1 Week ago
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I thought I was having an unusual medical problem so I head off the the doctor. Nice day outside, the sun is shining and the temperature has cooled off quite a bit. From the high 90's down to the mid 70's. So it's time to go and the bike is always the transportation of choice. The bike seems to getting quieter the more I ride. Any way I get into the exam room and my problem is getting worse. The Doctor finally shows up and the second she opens the door the look on her face changes from pleasant to a scowl. She asked "What can I do for you today?" I told her I'm having this problem with excessive gas and the funny thing is they are completely silent. Other than the mild odor there is not really a problem. She is covering her nose with a tissue and her eyes are watering a bit. She says "First thing Mr. Ahamay we are going get your hearing checked and we are going to do something about your upper respiratory infection. How long has your sense of smell been gone?"
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