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How To Catch A Bear 11 Months, 4 Weeks ago  
Not sure if I posted this before, but my teenage daughter told me this one.

How to catch a bear.
1. Dig a big deep hole.
2. Fill the hole with ashes.
3. Surround the top of the hole with frozen peas.

When the bear stops to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole
 
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Re:How To Catch A Bear 11 Months, 4 Weeks ago  
LMAO
 
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Re:How To Catch A Bear 11 Months, 4 Weeks ago  
Smart girl.
 
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Re:How To Catch A Bear 11 Months, 4 Weeks ago  


Sometimes its the dumbest jokes...
 
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Re:How To Catch A Bear 11 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
Nice one. I remember hearing about the same joke, but it was how to catch a polar bear.

Cut a hole in the ice.
Surround the hole with peas.
When the polar bear stops to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole!

Gotta love the simple ones.
 
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Re:How To Catch A Bear 11 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
A joke for all climates
 
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Re:How To Catch A Bear 11 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
My 13 year old grandson loved it to.
 
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