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Sick Leave - humor 12 Months ago  
I desperately wanted a few days off work to get some riding in, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb . He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office .

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her .. And where do you think you're going? (You're gonna love this.....)











She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!'
 
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Re:Sick Leave - humor 12 Months ago  
Good one!!
 
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Re:Sick Leave - humor 12 Months ago  
Nice!
 
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Re:Sick Leave - humor 12 Months ago  


ahhh if only this were NOT so true... I have two blonds in my office and sometimes we'd be better off dealing with the wall.
 
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Re:Sick Leave - humor 12 Months ago  
Sounds like the blonde wasn't soo dumb, sort of hard for the boss to argue with her about leaving
 
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Re:Sick Leave - humor 12 Months ago  
Now thats just down right funny there

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