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TOPIC: Re:Sick Leave - humor
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OldBob (User)
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Sick Leave - humor 12 Months ago
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I desperately wanted a few days off work to get some riding in, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'CRAZY' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss would think I was 'CRAZY' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked 'What are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb . He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office .
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her .. And where do you think you're going? (You're gonna love this.....)
She said, 'I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!'
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Wont you watch over me while Im riding today
Send me down an angel to keep me steady on my way
Cause you know that Im not perfect
Im in need of some salvation
In the meantime let me ride in peace
Through this beautiful creation
B. Ferrel
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I was born An AR in my hands Behind the gun Ill make my final stand And thats why they call me Bad Company
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If the tanks not empty, I’m not lost…
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HotRodRStar (User)
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Re:Sick Leave - humor 12 Months ago
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Now thats just down right funny there
Rod
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