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Top 10 reasons motorcycles are better than women! 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
1) It's not against the law to keep old motorcycle parts in your basement!

2) Your motorcycle doesn't care if you use tie-downs on her to keep her from moving!

3) Your motorcycle doesn't mind if you & your buddy switch out & ride each other's motorcycles for a while!

4) Your motorcycle doesn't care how many other motorcycles you've ridden!

5) Your motorcycle doesn't get jealous if you bring another motorcycle home!

6) If your motorcycle is too noisy, you can add baffles!

7) Putting a rainsuit on before you ride your motorcycle is not an undesirable experience!

8) You won't get arrested if you "choke" your motorcycle on a cold morning!

9) If your motorcycle leaks any time during the month, you can usually stop it by tightening the drain plug!

10) If you buy a motorcycle that comes with luggage, it actually saves you money!
 
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Re:Top 10 reasons motorcycles are better than women! 2 Years, 10 Months ago  


Damn...they're ALL true...

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Re:Top 10 reasons motorcycles are better than women! 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
Y'all help me out, post some more! Someone e-mailed me a list of 101 reasons a couple of years ago, but these are all I could remember! I know there must be many, many more reasons that motorcycles are better than women!
 
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Re:Top 10 reasons motorcycles are better than women! 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
A motorcycle doesn't have a headache when you want to ride her.

You can dress or undress you bike how you want

You don't go on a guilt trip with a bike

You don't have to wonder if a bikes jugs are real

You don't have to cuddle or talk about feelings when you get off a bike

A bike doesn't care if it just you or you and someone else

bikes can scream but they don't talk back.

you can look at other bikes and not have to be worried about getting caught.
 
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Re:Top 10 reasons motorcycles are better than women! 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
You can turn a key to keep the bike quiet.

The more bling, the better she looks.

Your bike won't notice when you've been riding another bike.
 
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Re:Top 10 reasons motorcycles are better than women! 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
A bike doesn't care how many women you invite to ride with you!

It's easier to shave weight off of a bike!

A hard tail, well a hard tail is uncomfortable on a woman or a bike!

A bike bike doesn't care if it's wet or dry when you ride (shame on me )!

A bike always lets you be on top.

- I'm sorry, I can't think of any more right now. I'm still laughing about the one "Dealer5d" wrote about the jugs!
 
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Re:Top 10 reasons motorcycles are better than women! 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
I give my bike a bath! I rub soap all over her and hose her off with COLD water, and she's gorgeous!
 
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Re:Top 10 reasons motorcycles are better than women! 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
My bike never tells me she has a headache when its time to ride.

I don't have to by the bike a 100 dollar dinner first.

My bike wears her shoes a lot longer!
 
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Re:Top 10 reasons motorcycles are better than women! 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
My bike never tells me she has a headache when its time to ride.

I don't have to buy the bike a 100 dollar dinner first.

My bike wears her shoes a lot longer!
 
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