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Re:Seriously? 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
Sounds like the type you could never "convince" there was ever any problem in the first place. Forget about him completely , and move on , he's not worth the effort. BB
 
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Re:Seriously? 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
He's lucky his "Brand X" bike started to be able to move it!
 
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Re:Seriously? 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
I'd still start leaving nuts and bolts strewn about around his bike. A bit of harmless fun...
 
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Re:Seriously? 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
invite him out for a beer, then b---ch slap him
 
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Re:Seriously? 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
I am guessing this guy has never been to Sturgis, even the mosquitos have trouble getting between the bikes.
 
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Re:Seriously? 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
DKLAZ wrote:
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....and then after helping him and his guard is totally down, THEN smash him in the mouth with your helmet!!

You're making me laugh Frank!!! If I smash himk in the mouth with my helmet, should I THEN take the helmet to get evaluated for structural integrity?

Update: he parked his bike this morning diagonally across a space that's big enough for three bikes...I guess it's important to him to makle his statement loud and clear.

It takes all kinds! Best part is that his ride is nearly an identical twin to another one here at the office....so much for individuality, huh?!

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Oh, now I have a big problem with people who take up two or 3 parking spots. To me, that it saying they are better than everyone else and their precious ride deserves special parking privileges over everyone else. I would go to management and complain that they are hoarding the parking spaces. Don't lose your job though. Maybe a better course of action would be to follow him to his watering hole and pile drive him into the ground like a friggin fence post.

Roll his bike out in the middle of the street and park it there. Nah, just kidding, don't touch his bike.
 
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Re:Seriously? 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
1) Go to Wal Mart.
2) Go back to the bicycle section.
3) Look for a product called "Tire Flies". They are valve stem caps that light up and flash when the bike moves. When the wheels are spinning fast, they look like a solid ring of light. They are bright enough to be seen in the daylight. They cost about $7.
4) They can't be seen directly by the rider unless it's dark out, and by then he's already moving.
5) They come in different colors...even pink.

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Re:Seriously? 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
Ha ha you guys are slaying me.... offer him a beer at a local pub, then search for the biggest biker tramp in there and slyly tell that the dude over there said he was queer to have a bike like his and enjoy two fools bustin knuckles..
 
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Re:Seriously? 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
Or you could pour a little dirty oil on the ground under the primary cover(assuming that his brand of bike has a primary cover) and wipe a little on the bottom of the cover. Do this for a couple days so he thinks it's leaking. Not that I've ever done this to someone . But I've heard it will drive them nuts
 
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Re:Seriously? 2 Years, 10 Months ago  
Should have just said "Welcome to the company asshole". "Lets see if you last as long as I have around here with that attitude". Then turn and walk away.
 
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