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#287174 ultrastar (User) Keep The Speedometer Side Up Platinum Boarder Posts: 2937 Another Funny One 1 Year, 11 Months ago   I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue. My Dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life? Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."   Logged     Last Edit: 2010/06/04 21:28 By ultrastar.   Keep The Speedometer Side Up http://s366.photobucket.com/albums/oo105/ultrastar1/   The administrator has disabled public write access. #287226 Greysnake (User) I'm so far behind I think I'm first. Platinum Boarder Posts: 7911 Re:Another Funny One 1 Year, 11 Months ago     Logged     06 Midnight Silverado *nothing shines like a star*   The administrator has disabled public write access. #287231 Emu@Oz (User) Emu Says Platinum Boarder Posts: 2084 Re:Another Funny One 1 Year, 11 Months ago   Now that is funny   Logged     Last Edit: 2010/06/05 01:58 By Emu@Oz.   The administrator has disabled public write access. #287241 B L U E (User) ~ The Punisher ~ Platinum Boarder Posts: 1634 Re:Another Funny One 1 Year, 11 Months ago     Logged     {My Fuel-Injected 08 BAD BOY} Ride what you Like, But Like what you Ride ~Dino~   The administrator has disabled public write access. #287257 jamie99roadstar (User) As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar. Platinum Boarder Posts: 3364 Re:Another Funny One 1 Year, 11 Months ago   Good stuff.   Logged     Feenstras Towing   The administrator has disabled public write access. #287258 Darn (User) Don't forget, Never forget. Platinum Boarder Posts: 7083 Re:Another Funny One 1 Year, 11 Months ago   A+ (True story) I was sitting in a muffler shop getting a new muffler put on my truck. Old guy looks over to me as if he might know me. He asks me "was your father a Mailman?" I said no he wasn't. So he asked if he was a Female then? I said "no, my dad was the milkman!"   Logged     Free, personalized tra   The administrator has disabled public write access. #287278 workharddieproud (User) "HALF GUILTY, HALF INSANE" Gold Boarder Posts: 894 Re:Another Funny One 1 Year, 11 Months ago   In response to the original post, that was great, it takes allot to make me laugh and that did it,   Logged     The administrator has disabled public write access.

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