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I'm going to kill a cat ! 3 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
A few weeks ago I see some oily crap on my right side fork. I had no idea what it was. When I cleaned it off my fork and rim it took the finish off with it. Now my right side fork looks like crap.

Well a few minutes ago. I found out what the happend to my bike ! It's a nice day and I was going to take a short ride. So I have my bike sitting in the sun out in the driveway.

I get up to get another cup of coffee and look out the kitchen window at my bike and what do I SEE !!!!! I see two cats ! One is on my seat sharpening his nails and the other one has his tail and ass pointing high in the sky and he's spraying some .... all over the front of my bike. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried to get out there so fast I think I broke my kitchen door. I couldn't catch those cats but I sure did chase them a long way. I got a real good look at them and if I see them anywhere near my bike again I don't think they'll be going home ! Unless they can out run a .22 bullet !

I'll try to post a picture of the damage. In the mean time. Has this ever happend to your forks ? If it did, how did you fix it ?
 
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Re:I'm going to kill a cat ! 3 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
Not to the forks but I did have one use my backrest as a scratching post. Talk about pissed, it was my nabors cat and I allready didnt' like the guy.
 
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Re:I'm going to kill a cat ! 3 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
Can't help with the damage control, but I can tell you that .22 CB caps (basically a .22 short without powder) are awesome for *pest* control. No more noise than a pellet gun, but a much heavier projectile and better knock down. They're powered by only the primer. They will fire out of any .22 gun that will shoot shorts, but don't cycle a slide in a semi-auto- you'll have to manually cycle them. I hate feral cats and the people who let them roam because they don't want to crimp their freedom. Good luck.
John Scribner
 
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Re:I'm going to kill a cat ! 3 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
Dude I would pop them in the back of the head execution style and then put the skin on my helmet
 
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Re:I'm going to kill a cat ! 3 Months, 3 Weeks ago  


Don't take the law into your own hands. The legal system can arrest and sentence them. Bad Kitty. Bad Kitty.
 
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Re:I'm going to kill a cat ! 3 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
I have had problems with cats before. If you are going to shoot them may I recommend baiting them with something besides your bike. I know somebody that shot their car once because of a cat Obviously I have no problem with killing cats. Good huntin
 
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Re:I'm going to kill a cat ! 3 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
Warden wrote:


Don't take the law into your own hands. The legal system can arrest and sentence them. Bad Kitty. Bad Kitty.

\That is to funny man.
 
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Re:I'm going to kill a cat ! 3 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
Trap the cat, remove cage to isolated area, shoot cat...problem
solved..
 
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Re:I'm going to kill a cat ! 3 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
Come on guys. Don't be mean Do like I do. Simply ground my battery tender to the forks. The cat would only do it one more time.

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Re:I'm going to kill a cat ! 3 Months, 3 Weeks ago  
Pussy doesn't like you...
 
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