I've noticed not just here but across the internet, topics about patches and MC's get a lot of interest

Seem alot of people want to belong to a club or sport back patches and rockers and when they ask around they are always told you can't do that... dominant club... blah blah.

If your law enforcement you can join the Blue Knights MC with full rockers and patches, if you are a war time vet you can join the American Legion Riders, But what about everybody else?

So I'm thinking a Worldwide MC, anybody can join, doesn't matter what you ride, hell doesn't matter IF you ride. You could ride a chopper, a bagger, crotch rocket, moped or a skateboard... doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter if you live in Los Angeles or the North Pole, if you like motorcycles your in.
You can be a school teacher or the world's most ruthless biker gangster... you're in. You heard of the the 1%r? This will be 100%r because we take EVERYBODY
No rules, no leaders, no dues, no meetings unless you want to hook up with your buddies
I'm thinking we could get more members than McDonalds served burgers

I'm thinking The Peoples Mc, World Wide MC, Every Swinging Dick MC... you get the picture

There's already one similar to that, it's call "Old Coots on Scoots".
I belong to the Kentucky chapter.

http://oldcootbikers.com/ They have a link to other chapters in other states.

Here's one
http://silentskulls.com/

I like the Old Coots on Scoots!

Greysnake wrote,
There's already one similar to that, it's call "Old Coots on Scoots".
I belong to the Kentucky chapter.

I like that and I am pretty sure I qualify.

Here's the test.

Old Coot Test

Take a few minutes to take the following true or false test:
Less than 10 true = You are not in danger...yet!
10 to 15 true = You are borderline "Old Coot/Biddy", and it should not be much longer!!
More than 15 true = Congratulations, You are an "Old Coot or Old Biddy"!!

1.Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is no longer an option.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You sing along with the elevator music.
6. You watch the Health Channel.
7. Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
8. Your back goes out more than you do.
9. Jeans and a button shirt no longer qualify as "dressed up".
10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Iams instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. AARP is propositioning you.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.
19. Your ears are hairier than your head.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again".
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same!!





Do you remember any of these??

Candy cigarettes
Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside
Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
Hoola hoop contests
Coffee shops with tableside juke boxes
Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum
Home milk delivery in glass bottles, with cardboard stoppers
Telephone party lines
Newsreels before the movie
P. F. Flyers
Butch wax
Telephone numbers with a word prefix .... (Drexel-5505
Peashooters
Howdy Doody
45 RPM Records
Green Stamps
Hi-fi's
Metal ice cube trays with levers
Mimeograph paper
Blue flash bulbs
Beanie and Cecil
Roller skate keys
Cork pop guns
Drive ins
Studebakers
Wash Tub wringers
The Fuller Brush man
Reel-to-reel tape recorders
Phonographs
The "twist", "mashed potatoes", and "funky-chicken"
15 cent McDonald hamburgers & 10 cent fries
35 cent-a-gallon gasoline
When the first man walked on the moon
When Elvis Presley first appeared on the Ed Sullivan show
When the Beatles arrived
If you can remember most or all of these, then you are an "Old Coot/Biddy".

Stevie wrote:
I've noticed not just here but across the internet, topics about patches and MC's get a lot of interest

Seem alot of people want to belong to a club or sport back patches and rockers and when they ask around they are always told you can't do that... dominant club... blah blah.

If your law enforcement you can join the Blue Knights MC with full rockers and patches, if you are a war time vet you can join the American Legion Riders, But what about everybody else?

So I'm thinking a Worldwide MC, anybody can join, doesn't matter what you ride, hell doesn't matter IF you ride. You could ride a chopper, a bagger, crotch rocket, moped or a skateboard... doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter if you live in Los Angeles or the North Pole, if you like motorcycles your in.
You can be a school teacher or the world's most ruthless biker gangster... you're in. You heard of the the 1%r? This will be 100%r because we take EVERYBODY
No rules, no leaders, no dues, no meetings unless you want to hook up with your buddies
I'm thinking we could get more members than McDonalds served burgers

I'm thinking The Peoples Mc, World Wide MC, Every Swinging Dick MC... you get the picture

These guys fit your profile, been seeing alot of these new patches on new vest down here in Florida lately. http://www.ironordermc.com/

I have noticed a club called OldeRyders out of Wisconsin,Illinois and Indiana so far,open to riders and no dues and looking to start more chapters,only checked web site out seems pretty open club

There is also the "No Rules Riders", and the only rule is there are no rules.

http://norulesriders.com/ I have a chapter in Green Bay called "the tundra riders"

Just Dave wrote:
Stevie wrote:
I've noticed not just here but across the internet, topics about patches and MC's get a lot of interest

Seem alot of people want to belong to a club or sport back patches and rockers and when they ask around they are always told you can't do that... dominant club... blah blah.

If your law enforcement you can join the Blue Knights MC with full rockers and patches, if you are a war time vet you can join the American Legion Riders, But what about everybody else?

So I'm thinking a Worldwide MC, anybody can join, doesn't matter what you ride, hell doesn't matter IF you ride. You could ride a chopper, a bagger, crotch rocket, moped or a skateboard... doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter if you live in Los Angeles or the North Pole, if you like motorcycles your in.
You can be a school teacher or the world's most ruthless biker gangster... you're in. You heard of the the 1%r? This will be 100%r because we take EVERYBODY
No rules, no leaders, no dues, no meetings unless you want to hook up with your buddies
I'm thinking we could get more members than McDonalds served burgers

I'm thinking The Peoples Mc, World Wide MC, Every Swinging Dick MC... you get the picture

These guys fit your profile, been seeing alot of these new patches on new vest down here in Florida lately. http://www.ironordermc.com/


Their patch looks alot like one I've seen around here in the last couple of months...I was curious as to who they were???

Old Coots On Scoots

They call us old Coots on Scoots
But I beg to differ
We’ve been down so much
We should be called flipper

When we crank up and the engines roars
We’re off to have fun
At the malls and stores

We don’t ride very far
But when we do
We take our geritol
So we don’t get the flu

So when you see us coming
In a mixture of suits
Just give us the wave
Cause we’re the Old Coots

We love our motorcycles, Yamaha or Harleys
We even have a member
Who rides a Farley

His pants are pulled up
In the crack of his ass
But he takes no guff
When he gives it the gas

So if you should see us riding
From out of the blue
Just remember your getting older
You’ll soon be here too

Don’t be smart young sprout
Give us the finger instead of the wave
Because us old Coots
Ain’t ready for the grave

We’ve learned a thing or two in life
We learned to get along
Without causing strife

We love each other
As Jesus has commanded
We’ll see you in heaven
Where we’ll never be disbanded

We ride on and on
Its our heritage and roots
So raise your glass friend
When you see old Coots on Scoots

River
June 2nd, 2012