A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bar tender approaches them and says... You guys better not start anything in here!



A priest, a nun and a rabbi walk into a bar... the bar tender sees them and says... What is this... some kind of a joke?!?



Three strings walk into a bar... They sit down and the waitress walks up, only to announce that this bar dosesn't serve drinks to strings...
Two of the strings became very offended... but the third string calms them down quickly and explains to his friends that he'll get them some drinks...
So, the string stands up, ties himself into a nice bow, makes tassles out of his loose ends, walks up to the bar and orders beer for himself and his friends...
In a very annoyed voice, the bar tender leans over and in a threatening tone says, "Look pal... It's just like the waitress said to your skinny friends over there... we don't serve drinks to strings and you're a string"!
The string calmly replies to the bar tender... "Nope! I'm a fraid knot!"