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Re:Another Joke Thread 3 Years, 5 Months ago  
Cougar wrote:
Thought this was interesting ...Coug

Only great minds can read this
This is weird, but interesting!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it


Huh? I dno't see aynyhtnig worng with it? I dno't get it
 
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Re:Another Joke Thread 3 Years, 5 Months ago  
Frank_W wrote:
It wsa atcually qiute aesy to raed. I splle liek tath, anwya.

You have to keep the first and last letter the same and only move the letters in the middle of the word.

ie: It was auacltly qtuie esay to raed, I splel lkie taht anwyay.

Sevten
 
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Re:Another Joke Thread 3 Years, 5 Months ago  
te moo, omst fo het iemt
 
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Re:Another Joke Thread 3 Years, 5 Months ago  
...edud ,aixelsyD
 
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Re:Another Joke Thread 3 Years, 5 Months ago  
What Reindeer Talk About During Their Christmas Flight


10. "Sheesh! What's he been eating this year? ROCKS?"

9. "He shouts all our names all the time, sure, but do you really think he knows which one is which?"

8. "I never knew Donner had a tattoo THERE!"

7. "Sure...HIS seat is a flotation device. What about us?"

6. "Tried those new lite oats? You really should."

5. "Man, I hope we pause on a rooftop soon. I'm beat."

4. "HEY!" Watch the antlers there, buddy!"

3. "Did you hear you-know-who got a nose job?"

2. "You know, after a few hundred miles, these jingle bells
really get annoying!"

1. "So, you want to go someplace afterward for some reindeer
games?"
 
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Re:Another Joke Thread 3 Years, 5 Months ago  
This made me chuckle



A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel
where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before.

Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate
their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew
to Florida on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following
day. The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago,
there was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife.

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address,
and without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong
address.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and then fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the
floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which
read:
_______________________________________________________

To: My Loving Wife

Date: Friday, October 13, 2007

Subject: I have Arrived!

Dearest Love:

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send email to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS - Sure is freaking hot down here!!
 
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Re:Another Joke Thread 3 Years, 5 Months ago  
Now that is good! Made me laugh too!
 
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Re:Another Joke Thread 3 Years, 5 Months ago  
Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread wide, wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well, indeed he did.

She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial as well as the moral costs of this offer, John indicates that he is indeed interested. She tells him that since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, that John should be at her house around 2.00 Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for the planned time with Sue at 2:00 PM sharp and after paying her the agreed sum of $500, they went to the bedroom and closed their sexual transaction as Sue had promised.

Afterwards, John quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home from work at 6:00 PM and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly, "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"

A little worried, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly stopped when her husband curtly asked," And did he give you $500?"

In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
 
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Re:Another Joke Thread 3 Years, 5 Months ago  
I love a story with a Happy ending.
 
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Re:Another Joke Thread 3 Years, 5 Months ago  
An elderly gentleman was in the hospital, and due to the diet and medications, he accidentally had a bout of diarrhea and messed the bed. Embarrassed, he quickly stripped the bed and threw the sheets out the window, where they landed on a homeless man down below.

A security guard watched with amusement as the homeless man fought and struggled to free himself. The security guard said, "What's going on, here?!"

The homeless man looked around at the soiled bedsheets and exclaimed, "I don't know, but I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost!"
 
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