Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

*Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

*Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

*Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

*Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.

I guess love is grand at any age!

Not a half-bad idea!

Well, you do know I work with Medicare...lol.. Job security for me! HAHA

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley Motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come & take a look at his bike, when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic Was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new..
So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running."

What can a bird do that a man can't do?
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whistle thru his pecker!

A very disheveled,unattractive,profoundly obese,smelly,mean,acting,nasty in every sense of the word,woman,walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow. As she offers a cart,the Wal-Mart greeter,asks,"Are they twins"? The woman snarls, "No the oldest one,he is 9,and,the youngr one,she's 7. Why, do you think they really look alike?" "No",replies the greeter,"I just coulnd'nt believe you got laid twice!!!!"

Do you know why cavemen dragged their women by the hair?


Because if they dragged them by the ankle, they filled up with dirt.

Hahaha, so good. Ohh, here's a couple to strike a cord.

What do you say to someone with an IQ of 40?

Nice weld. (pipelining joke..)

edit: the comeback one of my friends had was, "Can I see your log book?" (seeing as I'm among the "professional drivers" out there)

Dan

RangerDan wrote:
Hahaha, so good. Ohh, here's a couple to strike a cord.

What do you say to someone with an IQ of 40?

Nice weld. (pipelining joke..)

edit: the comeback one of my friends had was, "Can I see your log book?" (seeing as I'm among the "professional drivers" out there)

Dan



Or, "How long have you worked for TSA?"

I'm a scuba diver too, Dan!

Frank_W wrote:


Or, "How long have you worked for TSA?"

I'm a scuba diver too, Dan!



Ha! As a pilot, I like that one Frank!