Emu@Oz wrote:
Is this politically correct?

Eat lamb..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dqsyXPkG3I&feature=related


My nephew brought a girl to the family Thanksgiving meal a couple of years ago she brought TOFURKY [Thats Tofu Turkey]to eat she lasted a few more weeks and has never been heard from again ....Coug

Cougar wrote:
Emu@Oz wrote:
Is this politically correct?

Eat lamb..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dqsyXPkG3I&feature=related


My nephew brought a girl to the family Thanksgiving meal a couple of years ago she brought TOFURKY [Thats Tofu Turkey]to eat she lasted a few more weeks and has never been heard from again ....Coug

Perhaps she ran into some carnivores...

EMU, do you have Lamb dogs in Australia? I used to get them all the time up in Iceland, those are awesome! (for the rest of you who just started to laugh, it's just what I said it is, a hot dog that's made with lamb)

John died. His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce, turned to her oldest and dearest friend, Jan.
"Well, I'm sure John would be pleased," she said.
"I'm sure you're right," replied Jan, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "How much did this really cost?"
"All of it," said Joyce. "Thirty thousand."
"No!" Jan exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"
Joyce answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the synagogue. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the Memorial Stone."
Jan computed quickly. "$22,500 for a Memorial Stone?
My word, how big is it?"
"Two and a half carats."

Frank_W wrote:


A bunch o' Sheilas in thongs: It may not be what you're expecting.

Darn wrote:
EMU, do you have Lamb dogs in Australia? I used to get them all the time up in Iceland, those are awesome! (for the rest of you who just started to laugh, it's just what I said it is, a hot dog that's made with lamb)

No mate, we've got labradors though

Emu@Oz wrote:
Darn wrote:
EMU, do you have Lamb dogs in Australia? I used to get them all the time up in Iceland, those are awesome! (for the rest of you who just started to laugh, it's just what I said it is, a hot dog that's made with lamb)

No mate, we've got labradors though

Never tried Labrador, how is it? I heard it tastes a bit like kangaroo

Darn wrote:
Emu@Oz wrote:
Darn wrote:
EMU, do you have Lamb dogs in Australia? I used to get them all the time up in Iceland, those are awesome! (for the rest of you who just started to laugh, it's just what I said it is, a hot dog that's made with lamb)

No mate, we've got labradors though

Never tried Labrador, how is it? I heard it tastes a bit like kangaroo

Gidday Darn... I guess lamb dogs are a bit like lamb kebabs...they're great Kangaroo is nice, very lean and good heart food .

Hey BigBear, are you related to our Bundy Bear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVBiuRp1oiA

Wearing pink certainly works for the bundy bear (B .

(Thread necromancy!!)

An RCMP officer stops at a ranch up in Iron Mountain, B.C. and talks with the old ranch owner. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegal drugs." The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."

The RCMP officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The officer proudly displays it to the farmer. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish! On any land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear?! Do you understand?"

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the RCMP officer running for his life and close behind, is the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The officer is clearly terrified. The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence, and yells at the top of his lungs.....

"YOUR BADGE!! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!!"