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Re:Another Joke Thread 2 Years, 8 Months ago
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A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.. A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had..
The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the
world, it's called turpentine."
The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The little boy replied, "You take some of this turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass, and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."
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Re:Another Joke Thread 2 Years, 8 Months ago
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Man, what a rough day!
I'm in my truck heading to work this morning and "BOOM" a bird hits my windshield and flips over the top of my truck. Just then I noticed the cop car behind me and "POW" the bird smashes into the cop car. The cop flips on his lights and pulls me over! Gave me a ticket for flipping him the bird 
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Last Edit: 2009/06/03 18:51 By Darn.
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Re:Another Joke Thread 2 Years, 8 Months ago
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Re:Another Joke Thread 2 Years, 8 Months ago
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A baby seal walks into a club...
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Re:Another Joke Thread 2 Years, 8 Months ago
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Why did the turtle cross the road?
He wanted to get to the Shell station    |
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Re:Another Joke Thread 2 Years, 8 Months ago
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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went riding  ....Coug  |
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Re:Another Joke Thread 2 Years, 8 Months ago
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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years now....Coug |
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