Got this in an email from an old friend





Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects
the handlebars to the saddle.

Life may begin at 40, but it doesn't get real interesting
until about 110 mph!

You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty
pot o'experience... The object is to fill the pot of experience
before you empty the pot of luck. If you wait, all that happens
is that you get older.

Midnight bugs taste best.

Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.

Never try to race an old geezer. He may have one more gear than you.

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.

The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

Never be afraid to slow down.

Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you can
think straight.

Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.

Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.

Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.

A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling
and lived.

Young riders pick a destination and go...
Old riders pick a direction and go.

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude.

Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish.

Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable
for walking.

People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

The twisties - not the superslabs -separate the riders from the squids.

When you're riding lead, don't spit.

A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his truck
to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.

If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop
at every tavern

There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you're going.

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.

Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.

A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith,
and use up a lot of fuel.

If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious.

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.

Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck.

Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save your butt
from "roadrash" if you go down.

The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.

You can forget what you do for a living when your knees
are in the breeze

Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles,
and people who wish they could ride motorcycles.