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#458155 deadweight (User) Platinum Boarder Posts: 1284 Old Age 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago   With age comes skills, it's called multi tasking. I can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart, and pee, all at the same time.....   Logged     Last Edit: 2012/02/09 04:34 By deadweight.     The administrator has disabled public write access. #458157 tsladden (User) Expert Boarder Posts: 579 Re:Old Age 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago   You too?   Logged       The administrator has disabled public write access. #458163 Bushman52 (User) American by birth...Southern by the grace of God. Platinum Boarder Posts: 1777 Re:Old Age 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago   I thought I was the only one who could do that. Well, there goes my dream of joining the circus!!   Logged     \\\\\\\" No matter where you go....there you are.\\\\\\\"   The administrator has disabled public write access. #458169 BuffaloRider (User) Senior Boarder Posts: 339 Re:Old Age 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago   In the immortal words of Mickey Mantle, " If had had any idea I'd live this long I've have taken better care of myself!"   Logged     When Al Quada hits us again, just remember; DHS was busy watching me.   The administrator has disabled public write access. #458203 Booster (User) Gold Boarder Posts: 913 Re:Old Age 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago   If I coughed sneezed and farted at the same time I would vapor lock and die.   Logged     The administrator has disabled public write access. #458242 Curt (Moderator) Never to old to ride! Moderator Posts: 12515 Re:Old Age 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago   You forgot crapping your pants.....My maker recalls any more of my parts there won't be anything left to donate.   Logged     My Site Black Ice is Shiny, Black Ice is Deadly, Ya Wanna Ride My BlackIce?   The administrator has disabled public write access. #458256 Gaflyer83 (User) Fresh Boarder Posts: 7 Re:Old Age 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago   I was told a long time ago the four Never's of getting old: Never pass up a meal Never skip a bathroom opportunity Never waste an erection and Never Trust a Fart....   Logged     The administrator has disabled public write access. #458275 deadweight (User) Platinum Boarder Posts: 1284 Re:Old Age 3 Months, 2 Weeks ago   Curt wrote: You forgot crapping your pants.....My maker recalls any more of my parts there won't be anything left to donate. Yep....lost 30" of my intestines in April last year, second surgery for that.   Logged       The administrator has disabled public write access.

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