I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
I've been looking for a girl like you -- not you, but a girl like you.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Ok Ok it’s not a biker’s quote, but you must admit its funny!