Once, there where 3 moles, a papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole. They all lived on a farm.
One moring the papa mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said, Ooh I smell bacon"
The mama mole wanted to smell it too, so she stuck her head out of the mole hole. "ooh, I smell eggs!"
Baby mole wanted to smell this too, but there wasn't enough room for his head too fit out of the hole.
So. he pouted all the way back to bed saying... "All get to smell is... molasses!"

Sometimes, I crack myself up...
Ok, ok, Yeah, I know... what the heck does this have to do with Floorboard Extenders?!?
Actually...
Some of us

seem to have more trouble with floorboard extenders than others...
My problems seem to come from the misses, when I drag the repositioned boards... (I get a whack in the back of the head and a firm "Stop That!)
So, getting back to the moles...
Yami has chosen to call the floorboard "heel" (That piece of sacrificial metal on the bottom and back of the floorboard...) a "Mole"!
As a matter of fact... they go as far as naming them Mole 1 and Mole 2... Part numbers 4WM-27496 and 4WM-27497... (It Sounds like Dr. Suess works for Yami!)
Now, armed with that information... Is there an ingenious machinist out there that could recreated replacement parts out of, oh lets say a super hard plastic like, perhaps ... Delrin?
Even if I had to replace them once a month, I think the lump on the back of my head would disappear in a week or so...
